lukeblackwell86

joined 2 years ago

Local Father Confident His 6-Year-Old Son Will Be NFL Quarterback – Destined to be an Unskilled Position at Best in c/[email protected]

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not just sports though. choir and band are some other parent top offenders

Russian State TV Wants Moscow to Conquer Three US States in c/[email protected]

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hey they can just have new jersey if they want it

Unprecedented GPS jamming attack affects 1600 aircraft over Europe in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago

Drone pilots are going to have to learn how to fold paper maps!

Local Father Appalled as 10-Year-Old Son Still Clueless About Easter Bunny’s Egg-Laying Abilities in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

i just end up eating all my kid's candy anyway

“Stop or I’ll Say Stop Again!” Yells Mom Known for Empty Threats in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

I mean it this time!!

“Stop or I’ll Say Stop Again!” Yells Mom Known for Empty Threats in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

classic mom

Nation’s Parents Frustrated as Children Disregard Extra Hour of Sleep Due to Daylight Savings Time Ending [Satire] in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

i'm so tired

Jerry Manders, 5-Year-Old Prodigy Liar, Already Hailed as Future Political Star [Satire] in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

nailed it

Opinion: Why Buy Lemonade From This Kid’s Lemonade Stand When I Can Make Better At Home? [Satire] in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Damn, came for the shitpost, left with a life lesson.

Opinion: The Dad from Bluey Must Be Stopped [SAITRE] in c/[email protected]

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Thank you I needed this

Enfamil Develops Tranquilizing Baby Formula with Help from Large Animal Veterinarians [SATIRE] in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

i wish this were true