misterdoctor

100%. I wake up every day fearing what he has done while I foolishly slept and took my eye off the ball (as if I can do anything to stop him). But how sweet would it be to just worry that he said something idiotic to give fuel to Stephen Colbert’s writing staff.

Instead, we got a man capable of multitudes. He can be stupid, ignorant, uncaring, hateful, racist, misogynistic and so much more, all at the same time!

It sounds dumb but I wish this was as awful as Trump got. Like he was just a dumb idiot who didn’t want to visit a crash site because it crashed in the river, not realizing he would obviously visit a suitably close site on land. That isn’t evil, just super dumb and embarrassing. Still not a guy who should be in charge of anything but not overtly bigoted and evil.

Get in, loser, we’re going to throw the One Ring into the fiery chasm from whence it came

Headline from 2026: OP Finally Remembers Missing Fleece, Still Does Not Do Anything About It

Thought this was Kevin Owens for a second

Honestly, I just use a boxed mix from Krusteaz. Super simple, just add an egg, some milk and cooking oil and you’re in business.

Ask and you shall receive, my friend. Baked potatoes on top.

What the frick does keep your powder dry mean?

14 fucking years old. My daughter is 14 years old and the most violent thing she’s ever planned is where to drop in Fortnite. The radicalization of our children - especially young boys - is unbelievably scary and not enough people are talking about it.

Deeply weird that you made this a racial thing

Dianious

It increases the number of bay leaves