neudke

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 68 points 2 weeks ago

i don't really accept the apology. 196 is not the mod team and you clearly do not have the capacity to maintain a community. please leave and do not come back to LBZ. i enjoying having my funny little people on my phone here and you have not been very funny so kindly stop the car because you are an underage driver. let someone who does not hit curbs or go up a one way street take the wheel thanks also please let the door hit you on the way out

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)
 
 
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

the cheese is under the sauce

 
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

hell yeah am i ready for lemmy beans 2 the beanening

 
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

but you can fend them off with this cast iron pan, good combo!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

reese's puffs cereal shreds the roof of your mouth and makes you taste like you're bleeding (because you are) i don't exactly dislike it but it can't be good for the children. the little demons get a taste for blood and suddenly you're next

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 years ago (1 children)

you can imagine an apple in your head and rotate it for free no one can stop you

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

be the change you want to see in the world. queer up!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

yeah don't threaten me with a good time

 
 
 
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

percussive maintenance

 

not alone***

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

the wizards should stay in their ivory towers and out of our bedrooms. it is my human right to pay someone to come twist whatever part of my body i or they damn well please

 
49
mood chart rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
 

tell me how are you feeling today

i am feeling confident and frightened

195
mspaint rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
 

nobody will apply because this is vista paint not xp paint. i don't care how big the monitor is

 
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