notatloss

joined 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Let me know if that works. I've been trying that for thirty years, and my dad still hasn't shown up.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Yeah.

Boingloings.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Two words, you sexy thing: Industrial Sabotage.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Actually, I think that's your ass, unless you're like... borrowing hers or something I dunno. 🤔

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You definitely earned all of it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Wow, she looks like a lot of fun.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Just Average ol [M]e[OC] 😂

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Mom, I'm going out. Where? The sex monument.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Do I... have to answer right away? Tough question for sure. Or is it a hard one? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"For you" -Bane

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