CombatVideos probably isn't the best community for this one. Maybe the CrazyFuckingVideos community would be more apt? I'll keep the post up, but just a heads up for the future.
Fuck it, we ball
I feel attacked
I hate sequels. The first was good enough. Why are writers so damn lazy?
Keep it civil. This whole comment chain is out of scope for NCD and the name calling isn't needed.
av' ardy passed*
Simple as
Not sure why you're getting downvoted. He's obviously making a noncredible joke and that's exactly the content that belongs here.
Holy fucking based
D E M O C R A C Y I S N O N - N E G O T I A B L E
I'm ready to join the war effort
Worth it
We made it! Mom get the camera!
Ladies and gentlemen, it is with a heavy but utterly amused heart that I share this breaking news: about two weeks ago, masked assailants stormed our top-secret HQ and dragged our beloved mod, verity_kindle, off to one of those “pray the plane away” camps. Apparently, their drugs must be top-notch, because she’s now claiming she’s no longer aerosexual! Yes, folks, she’s turned in her mod card to pursue a life of toilet-training pets, daily bathing, and other hippie crap. What a betrayal.
In light of this travesty, we’re honoring her request for a proper send-off: a full-blown Roast. She swears nothing is off-limits—so don’t hold back. After all, she broke the SACRED MOD OATH™, and there must be consequences!
For those who don’t know, verity_kindle was here from day one. When we bailed out on Reddit en masse, she stepped up and helped turn this place into a true home—while juggling her own battles with cancer, no less. (Sadly for us, my assassins still haven’t succeeded in finishing her off. She’s annoyingly resilient like that.)
But hey, she’s not dead yet, so we’ll all have the pleasure of seeing her around now and then—even if she’s gone full hippie and refuses to get high off jet fuel with us anymore. So take advantage of this moment and roast her mercilessly. She deserves it for forsaking the planes!
All jokes aside, we really do love you, verity_kindle, and we’re thankful for everything you’ve done. Now let’s bring the heat, people—after all, she asked for it!
TOOB