oeverbloem

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A lot of people keep asking me questions that are answered by the cover of my book…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Pebbleyeet is a nazi

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You couldn’t make the Wizard of Oz today because of OSHA (the snow is loose asbestos).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Don’t forget to get some blinker fluid!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

To paraphrase a war criminal:

The ~~nine~~ eight most terrifying words in the English language are: “I'm from Germany, and I'm here to help.”

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes ~~instant~~ incest coffee

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago

like a home-grown Artificial Intelligence that isn’t artificial.

What a wild sentence to end on lmao.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Oh mein gott, dis vögelfinder ist full of nüdenwömen!

 

Purple shirt that reads:

Sorry Ladies
I’m already like
a brother to
someone else

 
 
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