Best thing about today: hot cross buns go on sale
omoikiri
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Look there’s a lot of chocolate in there. But there’s also lots and lots of booze in it. And it’s drinkable.
Also to reiterate because I sent it my sister and she thought it was a snazzy dessert.
It’s not.
It’s booze.
Getting started early. You know…
For Jesus.
Remembering that Mr Omoikiri is a second-language speaker of English and that Christmas isn’t really a thing in his culture, it’s only really been since he’s been with me that he’s been exposed to the full on festive spirit. He’s a newly discovered big fan of Christmas carols and has a beautiful singing voice so he’s always belting them out, but doesn’t have the best grasp on the lyrics.
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed as hard as the other day when he was singing while he was cleaning the kitchen and came out with:
🎶Have yourself a merry little Christmas, let the gay times rolls🎶
That sounds like an amazing Chrissy, tbh
Happy birthday to me 🥳
You know how in the Catholic/orthodox church you take communion by eating a cracker and drinking some port wine that represents the body and blood of Christ?
What are your two communion items that represent your body and blood?
I think I’d be gin and tonic and scotch finger biscuits — the kind with the chocolate on them.
They’d better not hold her too close, though
Excellent choice. Cha readin?
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Not a bird contribution, sorry. But Mabel’s shenanigans this morning:
Her and her best mate at the dog park (which doubles as the local cricket ground) decided to play vigorous bitey face on the freshly painted red boundary lines. So now she’s pink. 🤦♀️
She’s very proud of her work though. I guess she’s just showing up for the Pink Test.