onionbaggage

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

The bad electricians tend not to last long.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I've always thought the distinction between adult and child was just being able to take care of yourself and others vs. needing to be taken care of.

Obviously there's complexities and nuances there but it's the best rule of thumb I've found.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago

Not really concerned about Regional parties.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Yeah, but you have the charisma of a wet saltine so...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Well, I only fuck my wife so if I get an STI then at least I learned something important, and my count is 0 so if she gets pregnant very likely ditto.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago (12 children)

It was certainly a factor in my vasectomy decision.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Oh my sweet summer child.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Can we stop pretending the offspring of famous people matter?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Too bad because he'll be replaced by MUCH worse.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

So get started...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Quick, someone high five that drowning kid.

  • Republicans, probably.
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Not the methheads fault. It's the politicians who want to punish the methheads fault.

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