polycrome

Loves Trump so much he'd deport himself to Peru to stay with his wife, who sadly probably won't divorce him even though she should. 🤣

Only the power plants that Russia already blew up😉

Dad told me it was better for him if I was in a camp. Fuck you forever dad.

Ignore the courts! Seems to work alot nowadays!

Can confirm: the Nazi bar sucks. They card you to leave.

Might as well start wearing red triangles now🔻

How short are people memories? Republicans got us into Iraq and Afghanistan and somehow pretend to be 'anti-war?'

And like nobody wants to actually eat the rich, they'd probably taste terrible.

Consider that the rich would do anything rather than become a regular-ass person

They shouldn't

Lorena Bobbit had it right

One way to resolve this is to have some kind of multiverse theory where you don't travel back in time to your universe, but to a narrow slection of parallel universes that are also shifted slightly so that it spits you out in an analogous location to your initial departure.

If there was cheating, closeness would be an illusion.

This isn't who we are

Some people maybe.

But if there was cheating

That would mean there's more of us.

Become the 🐆