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Good thing people can take to the streets without automatically being accused of being looting thugs and met with overwhelming police presence.

Because if you can't peep on them you might need glasses?

Did you eat beets? If your pee is also red you ate beets and that's the colour.

Nicotine apparently rots the brain. I was at a bar yesterday and there was a shelf over the urinals and as many bins for snus packets as there were urinals. The bins were labelled in multiple languages that they were for snus packets. They were really obvious. And there were still snus packets in the urinals.

Bit early with the Christmas memes... Unless of course you are a bot!

Much respect to the anchoring skills of Sam Altman tho. "I need 7 trillion dollars and then I will kill God" and then they gave him half a trillion.

I like the beep but turning it to the lowest volume setting soothed my soul

He pardoned people who got 20 year sentences for that shit? Wow. Thank you for the link.

Shakespeare would have gotten at least one dick joke in there. This is unrealistic.

Four cops were killed in that insurrection, right? Did he pardon their killers?

I was thinking about how an episode of Bob's Burgers is able to have a convoluted but hole-free plot but hundred million dollar movies can't. And it's because the budget isn't a hundred million dollars for Bob's. So there isn't a ton of producers trying to put their mark on a big movie they don't understand at all. No directors being sent of to shoot inconsequential scenes while second unit shoots the stuff the goes into the movie. All that shit.

Boss: Did you mean to use a shirtless picture on your work profile.

Me: Yeah, that was totally on purpose. I didn't just look through my pictures for a recent head shot and then not notice my nakedness. That would be absurd.

/me changes it as quickly as possible