slothrop

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[–] slothrop 46 points 4 months ago
[–] slothrop 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ya, iirc, it was something like a Datsun or Toyota compact car, which were a lot smaller and fragile than today's compacts.

This is one of those events that you chalk up to pure luck.

[–] slothrop 45 points 5 months ago (6 children)

Late '70s, on a winding paved backroad heading into town, a smaller car coming in the opposite direction lost traction (a light, misty rain had just gone through) and rolled twice in a field before landing upright.

My buddy and I quickly pulled over and ran towards the car to make sure everything was alright.

They drove off before we got to them...

[–] slothrop 70 points 6 months ago (11 children)
[–] slothrop 2 points 6 months ago

This guy cleans commodes.

[–] slothrop 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Against the Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces and Intelligence/surveilance of the world's #1 superpower?

How do the losers organize and strategize against that?

The 'war' would last a few hours.

[–] slothrop 21 points 6 months ago (6 children)

He's got nothing to concede.
Kamala and the Dems are already in the White House, and Biden is Commander in Chief until Kamala is inaugurated.

Fatty McFelon has nothing.

[–] slothrop 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

"Don't care where you come from
As long as you're a black man
You're an African
No mind your nationality
You have got the identity of an African"

-- Peter Tosh "African"

Kamala was born in Oakland. Hence American.
Kamala is Black. Hence, African.

American + African = African-American

There's your math, bigoted-racist motherfuckers.

[–] slothrop 1 points 6 months ago

Couch fucking dolphin porn seeking VP creeps even the creepiest of the GOP.
Tremendous pick.

[–] slothrop 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Can't ya dig, hip cat? You no speaka de èlöñ?

[–] slothrop 12 points 6 months ago

Elon would seek a paternity test, but....

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