tomiant

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[–] tomiant@programming.dev 1 points 4 months ago

Just make sure you don't confuse it with original TED talks. TED talks are the only real ones. If there's anything added to it like x or ed or w/e, it's not affiliated. Just FYI

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[–] tomiant@programming.dev 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Hahahahahaha!

How surprised they must have been!

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[–] tomiant@programming.dev 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Sir that is more beers than there are particles in the Universe.

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[–] tomiant@programming.dev 1 points 4 months ago

Surely you mean 1011.

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[–] tomiant@programming.dev 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Because they would have to fight for the missing beer or because they would have to fight for the remaining two?

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[–] tomiant@programming.dev 7 points 4 months ago

🖕beer please

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[–] tomiant@programming.dev 3 points 4 months ago

Jokes on you, I already owed one beer!

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[–] tomiant@programming.dev 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

A quantum mechanic walks into a bar.

He also walks out of the bar.

At the same time.

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[–] tomiant@programming.dev 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's the German 6!

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[–] tomiant@programming.dev 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"Would you possibly want a beer out of three?"

"Yes."

"There are now only two possible beers left. Would you like to change to another beer?"

"YES!"

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[–] tomiant@programming.dev 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

In my culture it means go fuck yourself.

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[–] tomiant@programming.dev 4 points 4 months ago

Out of control.

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