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Sriracha

Ghost cats, baby urine or crossroad onions?

Potato laughs at you

I can take that off your plate no worries.

I should get down there one of these days see what the fuss is about

Excuse me while I adjust my pants

So that I may dance the good time dance💃

Oh no

Sharon O’Neill is kiwi ?

After my brief period of shock and horror, I ran away.

A petrol leaf blower.

I have just witnessed someone cleaning a kitchen/breakroom with a leaf blower.

It came on a Thursday

Everything seemed to be holding its breath