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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

And/or the start of a decent delta green operation!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

If I were president I would shut the hell up about it while campaigning, then PARDON EVERYONE ON FEDERAL DEATH ROW FOR THE DURATION OF MY ENTIRE ADMINISTRATION and let the lawyers argue after 4 or 8 years whether resuming executions would have become “unusual punishment”.

Make me proud Kamala. You can do it.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago

I AM REGULAR HUMAN I AM NOT SUFFERING MALFUNCTION CHECK BACK IN 1e3 PLANET REVOLUTIONS

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (3 children)

She sounds way more fun than your average school photographer.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 5 months ago

I’m ok with both resigning over this.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (6 children)

Waiting for all the chuds who scolded me for “not listening to Muslim voters” when I argued exactly this to form an orderly queue and apologize one by one.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Everything is a “liberal scare story” until it actually happens, and then “nobody could have seen it coming”.

See also Brexit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Opening the booth underwater is a rookie mistake.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

According to a poll I saw a while ago he’s MORE POPULAR THAN TAYLOR SWIFT.

I was not aware such a feat was possible.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

You’ve met me at a very strange time in my life…

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

And yet, always sold out!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago

He’s old.

But that stopped being an issue after Biden dropped out because democrats are shit at campaigning.

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