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i found my old java script code (no not showing it) (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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Windows terminal in 2025 (fosstodon.org)
submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Not incorrect. (mander.xyz)
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pink cookie rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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does this count as programmar?

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/22519883

i hope the meme makes sense

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What's stopping you from writing your Rust like this? (lemmy.ml)
submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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sony why rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Tradeoffs (lemmy.ml)
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my u2 spy plane doesnt fit the u2 slot rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/22433858

to be fair this time it wasnt sony

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A relatable situation (lemmy.ml)
submitted 6 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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How Docker was born (lemmy.ml)
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We'll fix it later (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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iJustInventedSomethingEveryDevNeeds (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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theFutureOfCommunication (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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When you need to enter BIOS (peertube.mesnumeriques.fr)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Cruel and unusual punishment (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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When the product manager rolls in to open a JIRA ticket (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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All morning trying to fix something in CSS... (leminal.space)
submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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functional = good enough.

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it's how the basic linear algebra subprograms are implemented (lemmy.ml)
submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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doge.gov got hacked (web.archive.org)
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what debugging regex feels like (lemmy.ml)
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Hasn’t worked yet, but there’s a first time for everything right? (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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unsafeCode (lemmy.ml)
submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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You can lead a P to M but you can’t make ’em F’ing R (lemmy.ml)
submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Why do people faint at the sight of plain-text code? (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/25277566

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DOGE employee (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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