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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Looks like someone moved to San Francisco with some money and had "an idea"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The kind of things we see in Belgium…

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Points for creativity certainly, psych eval for execution

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

USER INPUT: "Generate an image of a house, please. Make sure it has normal windows, and euclidean geometry."

GENERATED OUTPUT:

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

That house is a nightmare, I love it!

Also looks better than my CSS and the aspect ratio hints that it's responsive but maybe doesn't implement accessibility well. So we score half points there.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Every time I see this picture I just think of how much I’d love to see what this house is like on the inside. Like if it’s this wild on the outside, the inside has to be pretty interesting too, right?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

“ChatGPT, architect me a house with windows and doors”

[–] Shadow 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Leminal.space's pict-rs ~~seems to be~~ was down, so when I expand this I get a broken image icon. I thought that was the css joke at first.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

That works !

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

How many ledges you want covered in bird shit?

Yes.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Seems there's alot of conflicting vision between the architech, the civil engineers, the contractors, and of course the boss.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (4 children)

client was completely ignored

[–] JohnnyCanuck 2 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

BS. The client was Escher.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Clearly you've never been in B2C.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'd guess that the client was one of those people in the chain (probably the contractor) who "had a cool idea"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

You forgot clear: both;

That would fix all of it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Not even M.C. Escher would jerk off to this lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

A wild UNKOWN house appeared!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's like a cubist nightmare...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Or some kinky cubist's wet dream

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Least ugly Belgian house