this post was submitted on 28 Feb 2025
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 57 minutes ago

Lisp gang rise up! uses inhaler

[–] [email protected] 1 points 25 minutes ago

...but some nerds are more equal than others.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Rust: you are a nerd wearing programming socks.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 minutes ago

What is the bottom right language?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 52 minutes ago

Cobol: you are old, and a nerd, and probably making some sweet cheddar right now propping up a mid to late 20th century beast somewhere.

Assembly: you are a cyborg.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

"You're in a Nursing Home"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 hour ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

TIL fortran has a logo

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Javascript should say "you are a masochist and a nerd"

[–] zqwzzle 37 points 3 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

That should be a dog fucking a football.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Who thought of that and how have they managed to sustain their core bodily functions this long?

[–] zqwzzle 4 points 57 minutes ago

Probably this guy

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago

I know who made this included React and HTML specifically to trigger us programmers, to that I say... well played >:(

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

This is deep.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

This chart knows me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

10/10 would nerd out in PHP again.