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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.perthchat.org/post/219319
The buildup: US. annexes Baja California seizing it from Mexico. Starts funneling military grade weapons to Mexican drug cartels. Drug cartels form their own little zone and call it a republic. US. accuses Mexico of terrorizing said area. Declares that all Mexicans are fascists/nationalists and invades them. America declares that Latin Spanish is not a real language and that Mexians are not a real ethnicity, being simply European colonists. Trump is mysterious poisoned but survives. President Biden calls for return of “historically American” Ciudad Juarez and Baja California and claims Mexico is a product of the Confederacy.
Feb 2022:
Calls for "partial mobilisation of national Guard"... Millions flee to Canada and Cuba. Drafts disproportional high numbers of minorities.
Receiving sweeping support from incel internet communists as anti-imperialist action. c/genBlyat is created.
Mar:
Proud Boys shoot their National Guard recruiter for taking away their freedoms
The USAF can’t fly more than a dozen miles beyond their own lines without getting shot down. A-10s are dropping like flies. Tomahawks land in random suburbs and shopping malls, sometimes failing to detonate.
April:
Joe Biden makes vague threats of Nuclear retaliation.
May;
M4 Sherman tanks from WW2 and M47 Patton tanks from Korea are being pulled out of museums to be put in to service due to so many m48 Sherman tanks from Korea being destroyed or captured.
June;
Mexico hits National Guard armories as far in as NorCal with rockets
July;
Spray paints Ь on all equipment (Ь for Ьig tiddy goth gf)
Aug;
Canadian munitions with recent manufacture dates found in Mexican artillery depots.
Sept;
Russian today report that US troops continually finding that their body armor has been replaced with rusty sheet steel, their helmets are made of tin and can be punched in like a soda can, and their rations expired years ago. New recruits have to bring their own footwear and are spotted in worn out tennis shoes instead of combat boots. US communications don’t work, so troops steal walkie-talkies from the local Mexican Walmart equivalent to be able to coordinate, but Mexican militia and army can hear everything they’re transmitting.
Oct;
Joe Biden throws Lloyd Austin off the roof of the white house.
Nov;
The US acquires loitering munitions from the Philippines.
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