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[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I was poopin on the moon one day 🎵 In the merry month of December, no May 🎵

Control to astronaut Jenkins, please be aware you are on an open channel. Jenkins to control, I'm aware control. I... am.... AWARE