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"Please place the item in the bagging area"
sobs in a heap on the floor
"Unexpected item in bagging area! Please remove item!"
"Item unexpectedly removed from bagging area! Please wait for an attendant to assist you!"
It's that second line where it means I now need to talk to someone else 😭 just kill me now
I have ptsd from that phrase
I've literally nearly had a breakdown over it. 5 items in a row and it didn't clock the weight 😭
"I BEGETH OF YOU, RETURNETH THINE OWN BAG"
quothe the checkout: “Unexpected item in bagging area! Please remove item!”
FUCKETH THOU
I'd break it if I could afford to replace it (or run away and get away with it)
arson is a thought
make it your theory
Bagging areas
The highest form of Imperialism
Even Lenin couldn't anticipate
He was only one champion 😔
Find that mute button, fam
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