Late Stage Capitalism

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (12 children)

"Please place the item in the bagging area"

sobs in a heap on the floor

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (7 children)

I have ptsd from that phrase

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (6 children)

I've literally nearly had a breakdown over it. 5 items in a row and it didn't clock the weight 😭

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"I BEGETH OF YOU, RETURNETH THINE OWN BAG"

quothe the checkout: “Unexpected item in bagging area! Please remove item!”

FUCKETH THOU

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'd break it if I could afford to replace it (or run away and get away with it)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

arson is a thought

make it your theory

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Bagging areas

The highest form of Imperialism

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Even Lenin couldn't anticipate

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

He was only one champion 😔

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