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    Two Linux users walk into a bar (sh.itjust.works)
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    [–] corsicanguppy 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

    I feel like most everyone

    Beware the false consensus. Not all birds are seagulls, but get a plate of chips and that's all you'll see.

    [–] JovialSodium@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

    That's a new metaphor for me. I like it! And I want some chips now. Either the British or American kind.

    [–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

    Do seagulls even eat crisps? (I suppose I'm more interested in how they'd go about it)

    [–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

    They do it just like you do

    [–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

    So they ambush unguarded bowls of crisps at parties and game nights?