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[–] [email protected] 42 points 4 months ago (2 children)

"Man, she keeps smiling at me. I think she digs me."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Anything to keep the hope alive. I know that sentiment well enough.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

"She just wants your tip"

"That's OK. I don't need to go full penetration"

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