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[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Another point against SpongeBob's statue, it got me in trouble in elementary school.

Our class did some lesson on the cis-teen chapel. And I thought, "oh, Michaelangelo! Like that statue in SpongeBob." So I drew that statue with the clam shell and all. And then I had to meet with child and family services and convince them my dad wasn't diddling me. Well jokes on them, he was and they didn't even figure that out!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Is your dad a clam? Are you a clam?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

What are you, a fugin cawp?