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Polls Show J.D. Vance Performing Favorably Among Men Who Think the Bartender Is Flirting With Them (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They're not roofies, they're Beta Blockers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I'd take metoprolol slipped into my drink over midazolam any day of the week.