Offbeat

1443 readers

5 users here now

Post your funny, weird, strange, or quirky news stories here!

Community Rules

No editorialized titles
No satire news sites (The Beaverton, The Onion, etc...)
No politics
Submissions must be no older than 2 months (i.e. the article should be "recent" news)

Similar Communities

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/offbeat

6 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Sir, you've been caught. Would you like to offer aesthetic rhetoric to defend your actions? We need a "Why This Happened" for our consumers.

Hmm. I wanted to feed the animals because of their living conditions... I'm against animal cruelty.

Great! Sounds plausible.