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[–] [email protected] 127 points 4 months ago (5 children)

You watch anime, not act it out. Thats like watching Looney Tunes and trying to hit everything with a massive mallet πŸ˜‚

[–] [email protected] 62 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

and what’s wrong with that? Some people could use a good squeaky hammer to the face once in a minute.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

That’s the perfect dent on the perfect car for that joke.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Body repair on a budget.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

But where does one find a coyote shaped bollard?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Thats like watching Looney Tunes and trying to hit everything with a massive mallet

If it doesn't works, you need to sharpen your hammer.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

If youre sharpening a hammer, i think you have other issues.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Blunt hammer sounds like an issue to me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

sounds like you don't know how to properly cut things with a hammer

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

You've clearly never seen Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee in a room together