this post was submitted on 22 Oct 2024
625 points (98.6% liked)

Memes

47332 readers
1180 users here now

Rules:

  1. Be civil and nice.
  2. Try not to excessively repost, as a rule of thumb, wait at least 2 months to do it if you have to.

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[โ€“] [email protected] 132 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Fap with one eye ooooopen

Gripping your tube sock tiiight

Exit porn...

Enter mom....

Move your hand

And hope your boner doesn't stand

[โ€“] [email protected] 70 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] OutlierBlue 70 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Maybe he broke his arms.

Broken arms meme, we meet again!

Motherfucker!

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

That's one way to describe the guy, indeed.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Thanks, I hate it

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

I have no idea where that came from but alright... Here's your well deserved upvote.

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)