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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea! (Eye deer)
What about a dead deer with no eyes?
Still no eye deer
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk?
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