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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Same with the biggest poop, pretty cool to think about.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Err, no. No, it isn't.

Now I'm thinking about the poor toilet bowl, the mess in the toilet. And how it's definitely gonna be left in the next toilet in a pub I have to visit ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Bring your poop knife, you'll be fine.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Forget knives. In the UK, the police are so full of shit that they're asking people to hand-in Zombie blades and Machetes. Those poor constipated bastards.