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Breakfast ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ซ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฅญ๐๐ฅฅ๐ฅฆ๐ฅ๐ซ๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ฅฌ๐ฅ๐ฝ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ ๐ซ๐ฅ๐ง ๐ฅฏ๐๐ฅ๐ฅจ๐ง๐ง๐ฅ๐ง๐ณ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅฉ๐๐๐ฅช๐๐๐๐ญ๐ฅ๐ง๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐๐๐ฅซ๐ฅ๐๐ฃ๐ฑ๐ฅ๐ฆช๐ฅ๐๐๐๐ ๐ค๐ชผ๐ฆ๐๐ฅ ๐ฅฎ๐ข๐ก๐ง๐ฐ๐ง๐ฅง๐ฆ๐จ๐๐ฎ๐ญ๐ฌ๐ซ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ช๐ฟ๐ฏ๐ฅโ๏ธ๐ต๐บ๐ถ๐ฅค๐ง๐ง๐ฅ๐ท๐ฅ๐ธ๐น๐ง๐
Oh, Bacon, each morning you always deliver
A full breakfast buffet, eggs, wine, kippers
A delightful selection of digital treats
Beverages numerous, with greens and meats
Nutritious, delicious, made all the better
When presented by Bacon, my favourite Daily Threader
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May I have a cappuccino and a potat, please ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ
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Can I have a whole bunch of your best vegetables to make up for Rusty depleting your protein stores?
And a fruit salad. Just DO NOT PUT BANANA IN THE FRUIT SALAD.
Do not put banana in anything except the bin!
bananas belong in pyjamas
I donโt hold with those either ๐น
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Thank you kindly. I now feel Revitalised and Nourished
Idk man, that point where the outer has soaked up alll the juices and is slighty acidic mush, but the inner is still firm and bananary....
I've now thrown up my breakfast and demand a refund
Refund denied, anything coulda caused that vomit
I wish to at least state that your banana description is an insult to my sensibilities and has reactivated some dark, repressed memories and I shall go and dry retch in the corner again oh god no not the banana smeared against the papaya NO
do you have something against smooshy banananas? Smooshy bananas smooshed to smooshiness?
(please let me know when this stops being funny)
I don't even mind smooshy bananas. They get smooshed in my mouth. I'll even have them in smoothies; But they should not be smooshed against other intact fruit like some skid mark ๐ค
(it's okay it's not an actual Genuinely Traumatic Thing)
well, see there's the Good Smoosh and the Bad Smoosh. And a good smoosh is damned good smooshin'.
Bad smoosh just reminds you of cleaning out the crisper drawer and discovering that leaky bag of lettuce someone forgot.
A bucket of ennui.
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May I have a cup of hostilitea?
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Seafood bisque and a coffee!
Too early for Seafood?
You yada yada-ed over the best part... Oh I mentioned the bisque.
Too early for a Seinfeld quote? ๐
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A good high protein breakfast today I think. I'll have 4 eggs, 2 sausages, 3 rashers of bacon, 1 t-bone steak, a chicken drumstick and a whole baked flounder thanks. Plus one battery for the bot please.
You are going to need some of those charcoal infused undies
burning methane can generate electricity for botbot
Iโm trying to come up with something clever about bottom burning botbot battery burps and it isnโt working. Stud?
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Can I please get a creativitea?
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