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Ues but thankfully not only two countries exist in the world. Picking between china and the usa is like picking shit with and without corn.
Imagine writing that completely unironically.
Imagine writing that completely unironically.
ok there parrot
Ok there edgelord
lmfao took you half a day to come up with that comeback and then you fucked it up on the first try 😂
Imagine thinking that telling someone they have a life and sleep sometimes is a burn 💀
if you had a life you would've just moved on
No, you're right. The Lemmy unread inbox doesn't exist, so there is no way I'd be reminded of what people told me 💀
God you're just trying so hard 😔
still replying, just can't help yourself can you 😂
Why wouldn't I reply to you, while taking a shit? Do you think people with lives don't poop or something?
How embarrassing for you 🫢
I suppose why not shit yourself literally and figuratively.
No, you're right. People with lives don't know how to use toilets.
You'd make for the absolute saddest sequel to Pixar's Inside Out. You're trying so hard for these zingers but there's just nobody home in there.
Yet, here you are two days in trying to prove that you're actually clever. 😂
You make it sound like a few min on the shitter a day is a big investment. I sit down, see an unread message and I reply.
I'm not being especially clever, all I do is give you a little rope and you keep hanging yourself 🤷