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lastfmuser
imagine if people still took last names from their trade like fisher, smith and fletcher. imagine some guy introducing himself to you as jonathan podcaster

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It’s him,,,

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 months ago (3 children)

No one at school was picked on more than Timmy OnlyFans.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Duh. Long day.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's why he started going by Timothy Olyphant in stead.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Oh, like Timothy Chaturbate/Chalamet?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Or the endboss of funny names: Syphilis Snugglesnatch, oh I mean Bumbleshack Calldispatch, oh I mean Benadryl Lumberjack, ...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

So he thought, until he met Bobby fudgepacker.