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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart. (www.xatakaon.com)

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[–] [email protected] 75 points 2 months ago (25 children)

I don't know how to make a quote line but this one stood out to me and made me laugh.

"Parents do not consent to their children being exposed to obscene devices while shopping for toothpaste."

What stores sell toothpaste next to adult toys?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (6 children)

I’m guessing that part is performative. I doubt there are dildos for sale at Walmart.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (4 children)

They sell small vibrators in discreet packaging, on the top shelf near the condoms.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My local walmart has a whole aisle, locked in a glass case. You have to go ask an employee to get your dildo for you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Oh god, at that point you might as well just go to a sex shop. At least those employees deal with absolutely nothing else and are totally non-judgy about it..

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