Hideakikarate

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

For even more warning, a child made through procreation via a love potion also loses their nose.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (6 children)

No, that's boba. Booba are the birds with blue feet.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

I've heard several stories of people taking advantage of their attempts at hiding ICE personnel, but very few stories of people fighting back against what could very well be a broad daylight kidnapping. I really do wonder what the fallout of that will bring. It's one of those things that you expect to happen.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

How do you think the racists would react to a black man being the richest person on earth? The frothing would be legendary.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Didn't we JUST send more weapons to Israel? Loving the double standard here.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Speak for yourself. I prefer the one at my work. Quiet, arguably cleaner. It's the superior choice for me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

His problem was that he wanted the money shot. He wanted the head to explode. With as many shots as he fired, he could've easily hit that blubbering land mass trump calls a body multiple times.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Does Ben Stiller play as an enemy soldier, where they both get separated from the main fight and have to work together to survive in hilarious and charming ways to end the movie somehow also ending the overarching conflict?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (19 children)

Don't forget the wifi not connecting or staying connected, keeping it from getting updates for reasons mortals aren't supposed to know.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Tell me why!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

Remember when they didn't even give the person who turned in Luigi the money they were promised? This poor fool is gonna get sent away, not even on accident, at a later point.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Because of the quality of the image, the seal of Kentucky looks like a penis. Appropriate.

 
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