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GoneWild was once about people feeling wild and posting pictures of it. Now it's just OnlyFans sale in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

Pam Bondi's order to dismiss Eric Adams' indictment has triggered 3 times more legal resignations than the Watergate scandal in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] shottymcb@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Probably, but what else can they do? Someone that goes along with the corruption is worse than someone in on the corruption. At least the latter cost money.

Government Monitoring Those With "Negative" Views of Health Insurance Companies in c/privacy@lemmy.ml

[–] shottymcb@lemm.ee 16 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Elon Musk did two Nazi salutes in a row at the inauguration

“It’s Whataboutism to Ask for Moral Consistency in US Policy” in c/usauthoritarianism@lemmy.world

[–] shottymcb@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Consider the level of power over government policy that the three characters in your meme wield.

Kim Jong-un orders divorcing couples to labour camps under tough new rules in c/world@lemmy.world

[–] shottymcb@lemm.ee 20 points 2 months ago (4 children)

It'd be a little harder to make stuff up if they were more open and transparent to journalists. For some reason they really don't want journalists to be able to travel and report freely though.

Grocery prices set to rise as soil becomes "unproductive" in c/world@lemmy.world

[–] shottymcb@lemm.ee 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wow, I didn't realize drones had gotten powerful enough to plow, seed, and harvest. That's amazing, do you have any links to plowing drones? Sounds cool.

Hornets apologize after pretending to give child PS5 and taking it away off camera - Yahoo Sports in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] shottymcb@lemm.ee 87 points 2 months ago (4 children)

That's utter nonsense. A gift only counts if you make it home with the gift? Where did you come up with that?

Important life choices in c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world

[–] shottymcb@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Also a lot of municipal waste systems just don't pick up general recycling from commercial buildings. Usually just one dumpster for trash and one for cardboard.

Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart. in c/andfinally@feddit.uk

[–] shottymcb@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is your mouth and anus one hole?

Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart. in c/andfinally@feddit.uk

[–] shottymcb@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My local walmart has a whole aisle, locked in a glass case. You have to go ask an employee to get your dildo for you.

May we never know his name. in c/memes@lemmy.world

[–] shottymcb@lemm.ee 20 points 2 months ago

We're looking for a man with a charming smile somewhere in North America. If you've seen anyone smiling on the east coast please call 1(800)BOOT-LIK

FBI offers $50,000 reward for information about gunman who killed UnitedHealthcare’s CEO in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] shottymcb@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

It'd be a little macabre, but I feel like it's pretty easy to handcuff a corpse...