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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (14 children)

the "tiny" burgers like the $5 biggie bag at Wendy's is the perfect amount of food. jr bacon cheeseburger, small fries, 4 piece nugget, drink.

THATS normal portion, even if it's not healthy, not a 1/2 lb double cheeseburger 6 inches in diameter, 3 inches thick and a 32oz bucket of cola.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Where the hell are yall getting burgers at? Every fastfood place near me serves anemic, poorly prepared burgers that are not worth the cost for taste and only rarely worth the time investment when it's near midnight and I need to absorb the alcohol in my stomach

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

You think the Baconator is anemic? I think you mean sclerotic.

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