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i did that all the time at my first job (Wendy's), until I learned that a single extra nugget actually really really hurts how much money the managers come home with. a devastating amount, truly.
well, they acted like it. ๐
Then you started adding two nuggets, right?
That sounds like something a velociraptor would say. Sus.
As an aside, my Gboard absolutely 100% did not want me to type "velociraptor." Is Google promoting revisionist prehistory?
Thank you for noticing, velociraptors were my favourite dinosaurs from kid's encyclopedia and I couldn't remember how they're called.
Happy to be of service!
A velociraptor would never eat or promote eating chicken, that would be like promoting, idk, eating your own cousin (the one you don't see since that last Thanksgiving, some years ago, when your uncle (their father) started talking about how dinosaurs don't exist because earth is 2000 years old, got kicked from your house and decided to cut ties).
Edit: don't use gboard, use thumb-key. Best keyboard ever (once you learn it) and easy to use single handed ~~with even less than 5 fingers~~
Please disregard that last part of the sentence, I'm not suggesting anything like having less than the usual 5 fingers a human hand has.
I know (or at least have heard from Jurassic Park) that velociraptors were smart, but I'm not sure they'd understand evolutionary theory. Though perhaps this post disproves my theory ...
I'll look into your recommended keyboard, having the standard number of human fingers, thank you.
You don't have to encourage me, I'm already doing it