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The fuck is causal sex.
It absolutely is.
It's when preceding events cause sex to happen.
Its existence also implies the existence of sex which occurs spontaneously and without warning, independently of all preceding events.
It's horrible when taking the bus for example. Just sitting minding your business and the BAM spontaneous sex with the busdriver and everyone gets late for work
It's like picrel apparently.