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Republicans Gravely Offended by Sermon Preaching Christianity (reductress.com)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Christianity isn't about doing what you want- it's about how Christ needed to die because we cannot follow these rules. I think someone who thinks they are a "good Christian" is already making the mistake in thinking that.

Luke 18:19

And Jesus said to him, “Why do you call me good? No one is good except God alone.

1 John 1:8

If we say we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us.

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