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China's new and cheaper magic beans shock America's unprepared magic bean salesmen (www.thebeaverton.com)

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 days ago (1 children)

American magic bean companies like Beanco, The Boston Bean Company, and Nvidia have already shed hundreds of billions of dollars in stock value as investors contemplate getting their magic beans from overseas.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

yeah having nvidia be the only unmodified name was hilarious

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