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China's new and cheaper magic beans shock America's unprepared magic bean salesmen (www.thebeaverton.com)
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"I still believe that, five years from now, civilisation will be structured entirely around OpenBean beans,” said bean industry titan Sam Altbean. “I can’t offer any supporting evidence for that, but I do believe it."