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[–] [email protected] 85 points 2 days ago (14 children)

I want to belive that this is true (and gay)

[–] ImplyingImplications 15 points 2 days ago (10 children)

It would be great but OP would be from a country that doesnt speak English and the theme song probably wouldn't be English either. I've watched Bob l'éponge and the song is French.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Reading this I'm pretty sure that's the kind of goofing you end up in at the Swiss army.

Tho having a 300m target distance on your first rifle shooting test seems far to me.

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