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[–] [email protected] 20 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Why does he look like Andy Dick's cousin trying to do his worst zuck cosplay. Dude's a trip

[–] [email protected] 14 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Every oligarch looks like a lizard person cosplaying a human

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago

No Zuckerberg is 100% a robot.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago

It's the Edger skin suit the bug in Men In Black was wearing, slowly decaying as the film progressed.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

At least Dick provided value to society by being funny sometimes.