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[–] [email protected] 102 points 10 hours ago (5 children)

Shrimp > blockchain. Can't disagree with him there.

For that matter, shit is better than blockchain. Because at least shit is good for manure.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 56 minutes ago

you wouldn't download a shrimp

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

You can’t eat blockchain

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I'm making bank farming shit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 39 minutes ago

You should extract trace elements, then you can literally make gold from shit.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Blockchain is the perfect solution to none of life's problems

[–] ramjambamalam 2 points 59 minutes ago

Buying drugs on the dark web

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

crypto currency is actually very useful when you need to buy meds that states dont want you to have. i dont know if blockchain is the best way to implement decentralized currencies (proof of work blockchain definitely isnt) but its what we got rn

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

To put it another way: Crypto is great for crime. Like I get that criminalizing stuff like HRT is bullshit, but...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

It's really not. Most crypto is easily traceable, in fact, the whole point of blockchain is to be publicly traceable.

You know what's better for crime? Cash.

If you use crypto, you have to launder it to obfuscate the transaction. If you use cash, you don't.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

but what? be gay, do crime. legality has nothing to do with ethicality. dont support oppression and hegemonie!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Do crime? But what if I wanted to be President of the United States one day, surely there is some rule about having a criminal record?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

You only have a criminal record if you get cought

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago

And close to half the country won't care about a lifetime of crimes if you tell them you'll hurt the right people.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 hours ago

I immediately took a look at the date. When I saw 2021, I said "Of course"