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[โ€“] [email protected] 55 points 4 weeks ago (46 children)

A Marxist is stuck in a room with a liberal, a fascist, and an anarchist. The Marxist has one gun and two bullets. What does the Marxist do? Shoot the liberal and the anarchist.

(Based off actual historical events.)

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

No true Marxist

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