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Real homies pay for their homies food. I know my buddy can barely make rent, he ain't paying $7 for that burger. My buddy knows my cat's at the vet, I ain't paying $7 for that taco bell.
Can't imagine having homies that keep a tab. Surely one of us has paid hundreds more than the rest. Who cares? If you're looking at your friendships as a financial transaction, you ain't got friends
Real friends listen when the order is made, and pay what they can after
$7 Taco Bell? What's your order, a tortilla? :'(
At least where I'm at you can still get a spicy potato soft taco for $1.
They're $1.29 where I'm at... Need a roommate?
Wichita, KS
Gonna be like $7.08 after tax
Sometimes everybody is broke
And when that happens I can throw $2 worth of pasta and $2 worth of pasta sauce on the stove