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[–] [email protected] 52 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Oh this one was close to getting me

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

Same. It's frightening that I can actually see that headline being true.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

There are a lot of fake internet points to be had from creating a new "isittheonion" community! I would have 100% believed this one.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

God dammit, this is the onion.

It's not even fine any longer... I mean, it is, but God dammit.

(to be fair, i'm drinking and glossed over "relocate" lol)