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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The crack of his ass is big enough

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP IS SOILING THE PANAMA CANAL TO THE BRIM

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

That's how he marks his territory.