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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 week ago (3 children)

No they are not, some are made for obtuse assholes by obtuse assholes.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What could be more human than that?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Condescendingly always saying you are too busy doing important things to write good documentation.

[–] corsicanguppy 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When there are a lot of fires, firemen don't shine their tyres a lot.

The metrics don't measure documentation; just code. The behaviour of coders is a victim of that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

no disagreement there really

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Brainfuck comes to mind

[–] caseyweederman 3 points 1 week ago